Assuming that V features in it, I agree that that casting choice will probably be make-or-break. So do you think they’ll go with Chris Pratt or Timothée Chalamet?

[Washed Police crash through the window]

👉🍆🍆👉

I literally took this picture this morning. Here’s an uncropped version:

FaCtS dOn’T cArE aBoUt YoUr fEeLiNgS.

I will never become a billionaire because if I ever get a substantial amount of money, I’m spending it all on hiring low-quality Gilbert Gottfried impersonators to follow these chucklefucks around with megaphones for 8 hours a day, every day.

She’s so juvenile Epstein would have trafficked her.

Do you HATE punctuation and LOVE authors who boldly reject formatting conventions?

Have you ever wanted to be suffocated by a based albino giant while he pontificates about war being the great equalizer?

Have you ever wanted to call Native Americans the n-word?

Well, come on down to Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy! Streaming soon on Disney+!

Do you not?

No, you’re thinking of two knives.

You had me at “injecting a cock-”