Men really will do anything to a avoid therapy.

Mine is “network unavailable”.

Being generous, I could see A use case for translating whatever the customer says (because how often have you known something exists, but not what it’s called?) into an actual product and then looking it up in a proper database. This, though, is bound to fail.

Between eulogy and vicarious, they’ve absolutely got some fitting songs for the time.

He had a lot to say.

He had a lot of nothing to say, we’ll miss him.

I’ve had the exact opposite experience. Last time trying glasses at a local place, they hurt my eyes and couldn’t figure out how to adjust them properly. Every pair I’ve purchased on Zenni has lasted multiple years of me sleeping in them or doing contact sports in them. I still have multiple pairs kicking around my house or car as spares.