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I have a bunch of FOSS apps made for a few different toy platforms already bookmarked if I got one, as well as a couple of VR “games” with support. I just don’t want to spend more than $100 on a toy that isn’t custom made from Bad Dragon.

The streets shall run yellow… WITH JUSTICE!

“You fucking Nazi!”

“What? I’m not a nazi! And to prove it, I’m voting for the nazis!”

It’s fairly common right now, too.

dresses like a prostitute

They don’t block the wind so much as funnel it down the streets between them. But I don’t think NYC gets as windy as Chicago. There’s a reason it’s called “the windy city.”

30% worse, 150% saltier.

One of my older minivans had a digital thermostat and it was just about the only digital control in a car I can tolerate. Though, I am still doubtful if it was actually the temp I set it to. It’s not like I had a thermometer inside the car.

“Mairjuana is not a drug… It’s a plant! It just grows like that! Drugs you gotta do shit to chemically and shit!” - Katt Williams

How do you feel about my right as a man to become pregnant?

Authoritarians cosplaying socialist/communists.

I was once rocking out to heavier shit I am pretty sure I sound like shit singing (specifically Animal I Have Become by 3 Days Grace) while on lunch in my work van just parked somewhere and a woman walked by and complimented me, which of course made me turn it off, roll my windows up, and become a turtle inside my jacket. You know, a normal reaction.

I want one of those internet connected buttplugs so I can actually get fucked by the gay people in my phone and not just the ones IRL.

Maybe that could be the 1 thing that’s okay to generate with AI. What say you, Lemmy?

Body.

Because the brain seems to think it is not a part of the body.

Source: Brain told me to type this.

Where’s the naked person bending over? Who just tosses a pickle in bed for no reason?

It was a real struggle to upvote you after seeing your username. That’s the name of the furniture rental company that tried to screw me over a few months ago.

Yeah; you don’t put a hamburger into it, just ground beef (or chicken, or tuna, or whatever other meat you’d like, really). lol

If you had money for a hamburger, you probably wouldn’t be eating Hamburger Helper.

Excuse me, you dropped this: \