Yep I remember the scary text the came with certain software threatening superjail if you sent the exe overseas

They hate freedom!

Though that’s overused and doesn’t sound dramatic enough. Hm This idea needs new wrapping

It makes me so happy to see first wave recognized

People so rarely know

That means you probably have snowy winters and call the op’s smarties “rockets”

Printers.

Specifically small consumer printers that users insist on having on their desk