It’s a turk, confirmed.

It’s more like he’s making a wonderful gourmet meal for himself, then he looks down to see the dog, and then decides to share.

It’s the same thing with No Man’s Sky. Code improvements from Light No Fire get passed on to the NMS team.

I have always wanted a tetrapod attached to a handle as my “kickass” weapon.

I would love to see Pritzker turn around and de-mobilize the guard once they get in to the state.

Still a princess.

Only those with strong negative emotions gather in Silent Hill.

How old is Stitch?

Pretty much every extrovert I’ve met has given me big otter energy.

Sky burial.

You’ll get bored eventually.

A true badass has no qualms about carrying their woobie in public.

Isn’t that the guy from Beyond the Black Rainbow?

Find a crew to play it with. The game is hella fun when you’re standing in the back chucking briefcases at your pals.

Actually, this is the better timeline. We were shifted into the really bad timeline after the cascade failure occurred right after the first test.

The weasel actually saved billions of lives.

Thst’s not how this works. THAT’S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS FUCKING WORKS**!!!**

To Jesus?

Swallowed for the lord.

This is the same border wall they’ve been pulling down with Toyotas?

Lost gen got all that kung-fu.

Mulligan?

Yeah, me too. BDG was the OG smartypants.