Cheese and fucking crackers Lindsey is about to get a master class in lawyering. She hasn’t had the best start maybe she will learn something.
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SarcasticMan@lemmy.worldto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•China launches campaign to keep killjoys off the internetEnglish3·3 days agoWhat does China have against Killjoys? I mean it wasn’t the best SyFy show but it wasn’t that bad.
SarcasticMan@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•As Trump seeks death penalty in DC, Bondi says administration also wants it across the country16·4 days agoNo no no don’t you know it’s John 316 that says "and Jesus said unto Paul “Kill all of your enemies and take your own vengeance here on earth. Empathy isn’t real, fuck the poor.”
SarcasticMan@lemmy.worldto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Anti-LGBTQ+ activist undresses in board meeting to show how trans kids make people uncomfortable - LGBTQ NationEnglish13·5 days ago“Everyone but me is crazy bonkers go nuts!”
SarcasticMan@lemmy.worldto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Meghan McCain slams nepo babies over Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner's daughter's UN speechEnglish2·5 days agoIs she still around?
SarcasticMan@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Trump Praises AOC’s Political Skills as She Weighs Presidential Bid: ‘She’s Got a Little Spunk, She’s Got a Little Something’13·8 days agoI am going to guess that by “a little something,” he means those heavy naturals.
SarcasticMan@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Charlie Kirk's death has revealed simmering divisions in MAGA world3·9 days agoWhat is this now, the 3rd or 5th thing that has exposed simmering division in the MAGA world? Wasn’t it just back in June that the big bullshit bill exposed simmering divisions in the MAGA world?
Edit: hasn’t changed to has
SarcasticMan@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•AOC is plotting a run for president in 2028: report481·9 days agoLook if she comes out of the box swinging, and I mean haymakers both left and right, she could do it. The DNC has to have an honest to god real primary and not the horse shit they pulled with Bernie or the last-minute Harris takeover.
If AOC wins a primary and is nominated, hits the ground at a full sprint, doesn’t pull punches on either side of the political spectrum, prays to Jah, and crosses her fingers she could do a Billy Clint or Obama. She is going to have to learn to play the Saxophone, confess to smoking weed and inhaling, slow jam the news, and probably host a full episode of SNL not just appear as herself in a sketch. If she did all that and she convinces Jesus to come down from on high and endorse her she has a 50/50 chance.
Oh, and she’ll need a gun for her purse like that bargain bin Barbie from Colorado or the dude from Georgia’s 14th congressional district.
SarcasticMan@lemmy.worldto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Brett James: 'Jesus, Take the Wheel' songwriter dies in plane crash in North CarolinaEnglish4·10 days agoThe CAPS system had been pretty successful too. I wonder what happened, they couldn’t deploy it. The lever is almost dead center and a little aft of the pilot and copilot seats.
SarcasticMan@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Trump administration says it will target far left groups for Kirk's assassination.52·13 days agoThey started with the political opposition. Then the disabled and the mentally ill. Then the Roma and Jehovah’s Witnesses. Then they came for the Homosexuals. Finally, they came for the Jews.
In the end, 6 million people lost their lives in ditches, mass graves, concentration camps, and factories.
16 million men and women gave their lives to stop it.
Good luck out there, it’s just starting.
SarcasticMan@lemmy.worldto Uplifting News@lemmy.world•Republicans admitting release of Epstein Files inevitable by month's endEnglish9·15 days agoOh, don’t worry it will all be bullshit.
SarcasticMan@lemmy.worldto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•White House Insists Stephen Miller Does Not Play with DollsEnglish20·15 days agoSounds like something someone who plays with dolls would say.
SarcasticMan@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•New Bill Would Allow Rubio to Strip US Citizens’ Passports Over Political Speech28·16 days agoAh yes the freedom party
SarcasticMan@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Trump Makes Wild Claim About African American Ladies In Chicago5·1 month agoCome for the tacos, stay for the Tortas.
As the man said, “I ain’t got a dime in these old worm-out blue jeans so I’ll stop eating steak and go back to beans.”
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