SeeMarkFly

Hey, hay, hay, that’s a SERIAL child rapist. Know your presidents.

“They” would like you to think that.

Without a phone, only people I know talk to me. With a phone, idiots can talk to me.

My solution: I don’t have a phone.

They appear file-like.

It’s a matter of interpretation.

I was helping at a restaurant when I asked “What does C.C. mean on this order?”

The waitress said, “Coca-Cola.”

The hostess said, “Credit Card.”

The cook said, “Chocolate cake.”

The bartender said, Canadian Club."

The accountant said, “Carbon Copy.”

I always thought it meant cubic centimeters.

Lesson #1: Do as you are told.

Garbage in, garbage out.

That’s from back in the days of PUNCH-CARD computers.

The first problem is the name. It’s NOT artificial intelligence, it’s artificial stupidity.

People BOUGHT intelligence but GOT stupidity.

So there IS a file.

Good thing the military is on site to protect the fine citizens of Washington DC from flying sandwiches.

Luckily that officer was wearing a sandwich proof vest.

Thanks (speeduino) but…all my cars are 35 years old. No data port available.

I’d rather spend a week fixing my car than spend a week earning enough money to pay the dealer to work on my car.