There’s only so much they can actually do. are willing to try.

FTFY. They’d rather court Republicans than try progressive policy.

I want you to be right. You aren’t, but I want you to be.

There will be no consequences. State or federal. They could gun down a girl scout at this point.

“as accurate as adult eyewitness testimony”

“As small as a planet”

“As fast as a snail.”

“As curious as a corpse.”

“GaRgLiNg PiSs Is GoOd FoR YoU’Re ImMuNe SyStEm”

RfKJr, probably

He isn’t an idiot. He’s a grifter but he’s never gotten high on his own supply. Sadly he’s about to learn he was the beneficiary of a cultural shift, not the driving force behind it.

the secret service wants to know your location.

He’s in one of two cars, they’re easily identifiable. The rest are various security assets. Armed dudes, jamming suites, surveillance, etc.

They fly them in a few days in advance.

Homophobic might be a bit far but it is sexist and stupid. Not terribly different from saying that if Marie Curie were alive she’d go straight to tinder instead of entering the debate about atomic energy.

Spicy ok?

Fun fact, while the earth will almost certainly be engulfed by the red giant phase of our sun, it will not be immediately consumed. A floating lump of rock will exist and continue to orbit the center of mass for millions of years inside the sun.

My man has never tried Gagh and it shows

My favorite is making up a nonsense idiom for an llm to tell me the meaning of.

“What does it mean when someone says ‘he’s not your grandma but she can fix a canoo?’”

Big hood means more better. Power! Strong truck do things good!

I would march.

200 bucks an hour I’ll walk around a bit and pretend to give a shit.

I will also say things that when taken out of context will sound fucking awful and when in context will sound extremely suspicious.

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I… Do you often find yourself needing to schedule video uploads at 12:07?

You ever see Akira?

He has absorbed it, and added it’s power to his.

Democrats will try anything but policy.

Let’s steer back to the matter at hand. This has been an udder disaster.