I’d read this book / watch this show.

The unassuming, nerdy werewolf. Gets picked on by the jocks for being a werewolf, until one of them needs a math tutor in order to play in the next big game and reluctantly gets help from Ashen, the werewolf and an unlikely friendship blossoms.

Just bought a bunch of bird seed because a bunch of birds were scavenging in my front yard.

I’m gonna have bird friends soon!

My sister’s Achilles heel is string cheese, so this would definitely work on her. I used it for the opposite. I’d give her string cheese if she agreed to leave me alone and go away.

Yeah. My true friends know why I disintegrate into a swarm of ravens and they are the only ones I care about knowing anyway.

“All im saying is that it shouldn’t be my job to clear the tub drain after a full moon. Surely, you can understand that!”

I understood the reference.

I don’t know why, but “stealing him” is such a funny way of saying that.

Even spiders have that one uncle that’s like “pull my horseshoe vortices”.

Weird, I haven’t heard anyone say they hated Coldplay for this. In fact, I’d say that Coldplay is one of those bands that is regularly hated on, well before any of the cheating CEO and now, if anything, Coldplay is more liked, even if indirectly just because the situation was funny and meme’d so much.

Remember when cabinet members went to prison for taking bribes from giant companies and in return giving them government contracts (the teapot dome scandal)?

And now that’s just normal “business” for politicians.