Japan probably has us, thoroughly, beat in that regard.

Are you trying to imply that being drugged up is considered “doing something?”

Everyone has to start somewhere. Usually not with the voices, but…

Pitchford never looked great to begin with. This is on-brand for him.

You didn’t even mention that m-dash in there. As much as I dislike attributing m-dashes to AI, that was a dead-giveaway that Trump didn’t write this.

Help them understand what it’s like to chew 5gum!