My God, they did it. They actually fixed her.

They planned to get some dinner and have some beer after a hard day’s work but needed to wash their very dirty hands first. So they went back into the bathroom and washed their hands. Well apparently that was too “gay” for the owner of the bar and they went over to the bathroom and started saying things like “I don’t know what you think you’re doing in there” and “I just need to make sure you’re not doing anything funny”.

Fellas, is it gay to practice basic personal hygiene?

Yeah, but then you have to watch Megalopolis.

Randall Munroe shows us how it’s done:

Every time you email a file to yourself so you can pull it up on your friend’s laptop, Tim Berners-Lee sheds a single tear.

Oh, that’s Comissioner Jim Gordon.

The MIT license guarantees freedom for developers. The GPL guarantees freedom for end users.

“Genetic quirk”, you say?

I feel like I’ve seen this before…

Why don’t you just pronounce it “gee-eye-eff”?