The CEO of my company makes almost $40,000 a day and all he has to do is play kissyface with congressmen.

The mouse at by shared office computer still has a fucking ball in it.

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When I was in 8th grade, my school district furloughed over 100 teachers at the same time the superintendent was getting a heated marble driveway installed at his house.

John Fetterman had medically confirmed brain damage.

Sterling Heights, Michigan has the golden butthole

You guys don’t understand, he’s playing chess /s

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Not a drag queen

Friendly reminder that baggage fees were supposed to be a temporary measure to help airlines recover after 9/11 crashed their stocks.

I actually got a free NFT in some kind of sweepstakes. It’s probably worth negative money now.

It did get me 3 free drinks at a music festival so there’s like +50 bucks in value right there.

You don’t shoot a guy in the dick, Butters

I don’t think it’s fedi but I like odysee

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Chevy Silverado

Wish I had a Tundra

It takes a lot more effort than it’s worth. They use multiple layers of tracking to enforce the ban.

An IP ban is just layer 1. You’ll have to change your IP address and your location.

After that, they use fingerprinting data. It’s actually terrifying how much a website can gather on you. They know what devices you use, screen resolution, operating system, hardware specs, browser cache, cookies, what fonts you have installed, basically everything about your phone or computer can be tracked with browser fingerprinting.

After fingerprinting, they track your habits on the site. What subs your old account was subscribed to / active in, what kind of stuff you upvote and comment on, how you “talk” in comments, hell probably even your typing cadence.

Your best bet would be to stay off the site for a few months, and use a new device with an anti-tracking browser and a “residential” VPN.

OR… You can just hang out here and help this community grow. Reddit sucks balls now anyway, help us make a better one.

I’m new to this whole thing, are you saying if I was on another instance I would see more posts from some subs and less from others?

I joined a few of the equivalents to my usual subreddits.

No posts in like 3 years on most of them. It’s lively enough on the tech and meme pages, but nobody here seems to have the same hobbies as me. Hell even /trees is dead, do none of y’all smoke weed?