I, for one, enjoyed your rant. And long as it was, the paragraph separation helped a lot and is appreciated.

All hail Homo Economicus

“Ok I’m there” - Nuclear Nadeen

Fashion police? In my Nazi party? More likely than you think.

Look all I’m saying is we shouldn’t mix big lizards and nuclear power. Trust me bro, there’s a documentary.

When I watch YouTube drawing channels and they tell me to draw what I see; this is what I imagine would happen.

Buy high, sell low. Art of the deal.

Lol in that case I must be getting numb to idiots. Despite acknowledging the spelling mistakes, I read it in one pass; “Mow” became “Mao” without my blood pressure changing.

Better by fire than by ICE.

The moon is already lesbian

Is this a Greco-Roman reference?

“Just a little off the top please”

So in a fucked up way, those TikTok kids swallowing Tide pods a few years ago are smarter than Gemini recommending “yummy button mushrooms”?

Evil Walter White?

My first reaction is that they really are pushing the One Piece allegory farther. Soon a gifted cohort of troublesome Gen-Z-er’s will brag and compare their bounties with each other; smiling wider all the same.

Swears are MMORPG buffing spells. Let them all rip simultaneously for burst and maximize jar DPS.

Wait so Palantir the company technically named itself after the Tolkien “torment nexus”?

conceived of the idea of coauthoring a paper for the express purpose of enabling this joke. They followed through on it five years later

The sheer determination and commitment for telling a dick joke. And here I am not being able to tell you if I’ll be employed a year later.