When i get high I’m often scared that my whole life is fake and I’ll wake up in my 12 year old life. I make my husband promise to do everything exactly the same so we end up together again. I’ll be nicer to my mom next time. And I’ll start the dogs eye drops earlier.

When my old pup was struggling we made him chicken and rice. Boiled chicken thighs and then cooked rice in the broth.

When she graduates, she will likely look towards others who are closer to her age. Heartbreak sucks. IMO, better to back off on the romance in this situation.

https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_(book_series)

100% on the water sensors! Gas sensor and carbon monoxide sensor too! I have a gas stove and people are always leaning against it and turning the gas knobs on.

Every new decade is my favorite, but the shoulder and knee issues suck.

Tips from an old person-

When they tell you that you need reading glasses, just go for the contacts.

Podiatrists are real and a $75 orthotic is worth it.

Adult children are awesome, mostly.

Sunscreen is important.

Covid

My friends dad is the face on Pringles cans.

I don’t know your industry, but you probably know more than you think. In my job I learned so much in my first two years out if school.

Yes, but not the vid, like some of my co-workers! Just regular lurgy from working in a snot factory (school).

Stay home sick with me

Do you love him? Is he your favorite choice for 2028? It’s he really the best we could find?

And the worst thing about age-related memory loss is that those fucking moments are stuck like glue forever! Can’t remember my phone number but will never forget the stupid thing I did/said that one day