I mean, he’s giving advice on how to do it yourself properly, not telling me to leave it to a professional.

Bit late for that

My barber says not to do this.

That’s because it is.

Convictions watermelon mortar.

I think you overestimate the amount of cousin fucker passports.

He just found out he’s to play Ramerez in the new Highlander film.

Good way to get shot by nazis.

The politically correct term is ‘people of the land’

‘Reality’ is doing a lot of heavy lifting there.

No wonder needed. Just another nazi.

That’s literally forcing authority.

Stephen Miller and that ice twat decked out in their nazi leather collection slinging a synchronised all male dance routine or some mad shit.

Is there anywhere I can put a bet on it being the most repressed nazi nonsense I’ve ever seen?

No they don’t. It’s just them trying to force authority.

It would be funny as fuck watching ice getting eaten by lions and bears in the arena.

‘Peter thiel speaks and learned society beats him with sticks’ would be acceptable.

Chef here. I have at least 100 recipes for various types of pancakes the world over.

Never underestimate an Americans willingness to take their single racist heirloom joke and run it into the Martians trench thinking it’s a fact.

No, we don’t. Op is talking out of his arse. Or he’s the last surviving member of a platoon that landed at Normandy, talking of his experience of wartime rations.

Aww, poor nazis don’t like being hated.

Now - ‘the shoes are over there’.