Attach it to a jackhammer

I’m not kidding I studied philosophy and now genuinely work in a factory as a mechanic. I’ve made it big according to this.

For me personally being out in nature with no cover and encountering a thunderstorm right above me. Most scary things are scary because I read about them at some point or heard about them in the news but the fear of getting struck by lightning is much more archaic.

Wow you’ve made so much money on insta. Now give it to your husband :)

My dad’s a retired engineer and my mom was a computer programmer. Literal actual baby boomers.

My grandpa was a robotics engineer and thus knew how to use a PC quite well but watching him operate Windows 10 basically without utilizing any tools that came after DOS was bizarre.

STOP CALCULATING KEEP SHOVELING

comes up from behind, neck tickled by their breath “Found the culprit yet?”

Oh so it’s a bit like a Smoker’s Caugh

I fold frozen pizzas over and eat them sandwich style

Shopping just works a bit different here with fewer large chains. Also walmart doesn’t sell surplus. The point is you see people using that stuff all the time here too. Our equipment just looks less conspicuous.

I live in Germany and there are three “survivalist” stores with mostly surplus and replica military equipment for sale in my city alone. Also genuine military gear can be absolute dogshit. It depends on the country of origin and era but stuff is not automatically durable just because it was designed for war.

Here you can see an image of a surplus backpack that looks just like the one I used to carry as my schoolbag:

I mean in a way…

Same. She’s only 25, what does she know? Not like me, 29 and honed by the tides of life.

What a mishap. A right oopsie daisy even. Officer Butterfingers reporting for duty hehe.

Circumcision isn’t practiced for aesthetic/alleged hygiene reasons where I’m from either but I had to have it done for medical reasons as a toddler. I remember seeing porn for the first time on a school laptop and being like “I’ve found my people”.

Bro they better keep coming. Otherwise ends quite literally don’t meet 😅

Or so the French would have you believe