Yeah, there’s no case. So despite the lack of a public explanation there’s not much of a mystery to this news.

If they had evidence to justify all these murders they would be parading it all over Fox News and CBS 24/7. But they aren’t because there isn’t any.

Yeah, The Onion has always had a section on their site where the headline is the entire joke. This is one of those times where I wish they fleshed it out into a full article.

Oh please don’t give them any ideas. These dumb motherfuckers would have a hissy-fit over the schoolyard rhyme “circle circle, dot dot, now I got my cootie shot.” For being vaccine propaganda.

Whoa, the resemblance is stronger than I thought it’d be.

Remember when every moron in the country was insisting that Trump would press the magic “make everything cheap” button on day one? Lol idiots.

Time to bust out a classic:

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The “President of peace” sure does start a bunch of fucking wars, huh?

“I don’t care about the midterms, look what happened last night,” Trump said, an apparent reference to the triumph of Ken Paxton, whom he had endorsed, over the sitting Republican senator John Cornyn in the Texas Republican Senate primary.

I mean, he probably should care a bit. Internal GOP estimates suggest they think it’s going to cost them $250mil now just to hold one seat in Texas, which really shouldn’t be necessary spending, given Texas voter’s 40-year record of buffoonery. And it’s all because Trump had to be a petty little bitch and endorse a criminal AG for Senate, because he thinks Cornyn isn’t “MAGA enough” despite voting Trump’s way 99.2% of the time. A record which makes him more loyal than Ted Cruz, by the way.

Roku used to be pretty great, but the writing was on the wall after the IPO in 2017. This is just one more step in the decade-long march toward total enshittification.

Yours, I assume. It was posted about two and a half hours ago. Which would be about 10:20am EDT.

I had no idea that site existed, thank you for the new resource!

“How should it cost? Free?” he wrote. “I don’t understand what affordability it is.”

Dang, he even texts like the average semiliterate MAGA chud.

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If you insist on misusing AskLemmy to try to push your agenda, you should be a little more subtle about it next time.

The world needs more Gex.

A grifter got grifted by grifters. hahaha I love that for her.