d00phy

Jelly beans, Burma Shave, and brimstone.

That what!? WHAT!? TELL ME, DAMN YOU! I must know before I can sleep tonight!

Fair point, but this assumes I’m relatively intelligent as a middle-aged adult. For the likelihood of that, I’ll refer you to George Carlin’s timeless message about the average person!

Time for another shameful Oval Office debacle. Now with 90% more gold embellishments!

Totally agree. At first, they’d think you’re a genius, but you’d only be a genius as an 8 yo. Unless you kept progressing and getting smarter, eventually your age would catch up to your intelligence and you’d just be… well you.

Also, being 8 with the memories and experience of an adult would probably keep us from doing all the dumbass shit we did as kids. Some of it could’ve killed is, but I’m betting most of it was pretty rad at the time.

Immediate thought was, “I can think of one guy I’d definitely maul.”