I do that too.

They’re bright white Allbirds that would get too dirty too quickly if ever I wore them outside, so it’s a bit of a mental nudge for me to take them off and put on my outdoor shoes in case I forget to do so.

…sidebar: how do I clean bright white fabric shoes? it’s bleach, right? I don’t know why I’m intimidated by the task.

(twas a joke about him being dead)

It’s 1:1.

too much work when b-hole’s right there

Thank you I’ll be here all week try the fish.

There was a time when I wasn’t sure if he was serious about his beliefs or if he was just trolling. I see now he was dead serious.

He wouldn’t even have a shot.

…another one anyway.

Nowadays he couldn’t even be neck and neck with anyone.

So backing this fascist regime_ isn’t_ helping their business?

Hmm, normally I’d suggest substituting “prostitute” with “sex worker” in an effort to stress that it’s work and help get it legalized/normalized… but considering there is no work being done here… 🤷‍♂️

I mean I usually only ever need one for my recipes, so… unless you can think of a better use for ‘em… zip, bang, right up my b-hole.

In fact the raw milk just entices leopards to eat it faster.

I feel very vulnerable to a good city builder game rn. Anno was the last one to really hook me in.

This looks more about production and automation, but miiiiight scratch the itch.

…I’m also vulnerable to an MMO, so… whichever comes first will likely sweep me away for years.

Memes make the world go ‘round. The language of the web.

How is babby formed? All your base are belong to us. Do you have stairs in your house? The whistle goes woo woo. Foot doctor.

…the bacon narwhals at midnight.

I can’t “live with it” if I’m getting shot you fuck— he picked those words precisely to make that tease.

if there does happen to be a god or any semblance of an afterlife I have a looooooooot of questions.

number one how dare you? number two get fucked. number three reset the server already.

I think it’s just the result of answering to the almighty dollar: money comes first, people a distant third.

My account of over 18 years was permabanned after 2 AI-given strikes for upvoting Luigi pictures, and a third one for saying “if he could just not wake up this time, that’d be great” on a pic of Trump snoozing.

That place has gone to the dogs.

Orders a 25’x25’ placard saying “Not MY President! 😠”

Reddit passes out warnings and bans at the slightest hint of me “approving of violence,” even when I upvote something as small as saying “hey maybe arrest the men who execute innocent people,” so uhhhh, I’ll just say that here.

We should imprison all ICE agents. And if they were to go missing and/or die, I would not lose a wink of sleep.