I was born to finger fish!

Ohh yeah, I was just making sure I was doing it right.

Wait, so am I supposed to finger fish?

He looks like somone tried to explain the concept of empathy to him.

Not that I’m gonna share with you.

You dropped this.

*sniffs* Smells like Nazi in here.

I’ve been hammering the block user feature a lot lately.

New sleep paralysis demon dropped.

I found it, real flat, but still alright.

There’s few things more violently infuriating than being told that… You fucking told me it was the wrong password in the first place for fuck sake, I only have 3 fucking password variants I use, but noooo you need a brand new, never before used by any human ever, password. Fuck you web developers!

Everyone wants to eat the D

My political mouth piece could beat your political mouth piece up!

Think of how stupid the average person is, then realise half of them are stupider than that - George Carlin

Nah, just watch them through YouTube shorts in a random order, that’s how I watch movies now.

Anal bleaching is innocent!

Jesus: I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FLY A FUCKING PLANE.

Damn it, still not dead.