China wouldn’t want access to an enemies tech?.. And I call myself a dumbass.

Elf?

Good luck getting people to search your political party up on google, that shits gonna be on page 3.

So an album full of covers of John Cage’s 4 33.

The feeling sadness you get from finding out you have no more sweet treats is pretty devastating.

Here’s a better one I made.

I thought your voice sounded familiar.

It’s also a really, really sad place, some mad delusions over there.

They make our tankies look sane.

We only know he gave him a blowjob, not the quality of the blowjob, he could give bad blowjobs.

But I do like to believe that he’s the best dick sucker the world’s ever seen, like he gives mind blowing, utterly amazing blowjobs, it would explain how he got where he is.

You can’t sneeze if you’re unconscious

Yes you fucking can, I’ve seen it, it’s funny.

Hahah, Voyager with the save.

Pffft, I read the title of a post on Lemmy, I know more than him.

“Hey, were you at that BDSM orgy the other night?”

You have a fucked up family full of fucked up people doing fucked up things and pretend fucking god told them to do the fucked up things.

Man, my heart goes out to you, you got some weird family members.

Me personally, I would write them off untill they can treat me with the respect I deserve.

I usually call him President Pedophile, but I thought I’d change things up with the recent news, think I might start calling him President Hands tho after recent info about Ghislaines horses name came out.

His mum looks like Cruella De Vil, but I doubt this dudes his father, he looks nothing like him, buuut, the dude in the image below has a lot of similar features to Elon.

Ali G was a prophet

He sucked Bill Clinton’s dick and Putin has the picture, according to the emails from the Epstein files.

It is a requirement.