Congratulations, you took “funny shit” too literally.

This is the most random hill I have ever seen anyone attempt to die on.

There’s money in and around Egg Harbor. She didn’t need to Google where to find somebody to cut her up, she probably already knew four of those guys. But she’d never used a hardware store before.

This is one of his go-to lies. He has said it over and over again when elections don’t go his way.