…it’ll shift Earth’s orbit outward, counteracting global warming!

Please tell me this is badly worded sarcasm and not someone praising freshly molted snake Stephen Miller…

Is this something we could like, fix?

I got better ping playing Quake multiplayer in 1996

Thou farts looseth freely from thine pantaloons!

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Not as much as he looks like Tony Hawk

All Cops Are Bitten

He wouldn’t just type “Bela,” he would say it!

That’s why I live my life as if it were still the 90s…oh shit, am I in the matrix already?

Not just the food going hard

It’s a bummer you really have to mash the RJ45 into the USB-C port now, totally ruins the connector in my experience, but I guess that’s the price of progress.

Twist: she’s being butt-fucked in the car and the car wobbling in that parking spot might scratch the paint

I don’t see it when the lady saying “bro” after he loses the visor. “Bro” is not something ladies really say.

The attention to detail in this comic is pretty great, I like how you can see the blood vessels in his ears in the 3rd panel from the light of the nuclear blast