I was thinking a sock full of old batteries might be cheaper if you buy in bulk.

Better close your fuckin eyes then 'cause I don’t play this game

one brief incident in '94 notwithstanding

Call me when they get a baseball team. I wanna see the St. Louis Cardinals square off against the Actual Cardinals.

i ain’t playin this game

Unlikely, as she has never displayed the succubus’ ability to assume a form which is pleasing to mortals.

And I hate the modern era of algorithm-driven half-assed self-censorship, so this should be great for both of us

“Djinn”, specifically, being the correct word choice. We’re way past fun-loving blue cartoon Robin Williams genies granting wishes, doing impressions of Jack Nicholson and getting into madcap hijinks. We’re back into fuckin’… shapeshifting cobras woven of fire and dust by the archdevil Iblis, hiding in caves and slithering out into the desert at night to tempt mortal men to sin. That mythologically-accurate shit.