Let me fix that:
2020 corporation: BUY MY STRAWS! REALLY GOOD STRAWS! CHEAP TOO!
environment: better stop using those, people will not properly dispose them and animals will think it’s food and die of starvation because their bellies are filled with undigestable garbage. Also they can easily get stuck in a turtle’s nose,
2026 corporation: BUY MY AI! REALLY GOOD AI! CHEAP TOO!
environment: better not use it too much, nature and humans included need that water too. Also they use a lot of electricity and you need either dinosaur bones or rare earth to produce that electricity, both is bad for the climate you depend on to survive.









I like how you combined having won and having lost a football game into the same thing. Efficient use of space that is.