Rub some salt in that and name it ‘Map of the Free Americas’

All trophies must have a non-detachable, flared base

Strong Babylon 5 vibes

Seaman 2, please, Seaman 2 🙏

But will he be able to travel back? 😅

For more authentic John Wayne cosplay

I recently needed to delete a node_modules directory for a relatively small app. 20 minutes of my life on that shite 💀

My hair all year since I shower in January

Of course, how else they gonna get their drive-thru Starbucks?

This, but it’s a Meshtastic board powered by photovoltaic fletching so I can fire them high into trees to create a rogue comms network

New black market incoming

Hamberder. It’s always hamberder.

“And on the third day God separated the land and sea to create the continents and oceans. Some say he did a great job, I could do better, many have said it. He put the Strait of Hormuz in Iran, I wouldn’t have done that, bad move. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”

Taking bets on how far he gets before going off on a tangent about Sleepy Joe or one of his other greatest hits?

Reporter has not read/watched One Punch Man 👊

At this point I’d happily accept the Euro as a condition of rejoining

An immigrant did take something tangible from me. My tonsils. I am eternally grateful for this.

Hello Therac-25, what are you doing back here? 💀☢️