I’m just talking about the quality of the product, not their shady business practices. By the way, it’s easy for them to appear less hostile now that they almost have the monopoly on pc and office apps

Clippy is a symbol of a decent company, pre-enshittification

Artist: Tom Gauld

A lobobotomy

Great question! Here 2 pages of detailed but inaccurate AI-generated explanation you didn’t ask for

How to sit on the toilet fabulously

Government and Big Tech looking for the worst candidate possible to appoint to an extremely important position