Okay, to be fair I genuinely asked my players this exact question after my last session where they teamed up with the “Totally Not Helldiver Vampires” and got a response that they all knew these guys are sus. They just want to wait for the inevitable betrayal first.

I’m still livid about the fact that last primary, I literally skipped over Gavin Newsom, researched every single person running in the primary, and crossed off every single name that was worse than him.

He was one of three names not crossed off. Out of two dozen.