It’s opening the hood where I start sweating behind the knees.

I just want someone to look at me the same way this guy looks at his onion.

Briefs versus bikinis for the ladies.

I studied history and have been telling people this for over a decade but most people think I’m batshit crazy.

My Grandma’s 90 year old cast iron looks like that and I have no idea how to season it.

It was the first time I had ever heard the word. There are too many slurs out there.

Can’t put the genie back in the bottle, idiots.