Pretty sure there’s a chemical element named “lead”

“I have a Mint Majesty for… Jarley Murk?”

The MAGAts will be. They’re still talking about Hillary’s emails.

I’m still gonna pronounce gif as gif though

The fediverse introduces people to you

A booty load is a measure of how much treasure a pirate ship can hold.

I use the blank stare with “what do you mean?” Then I continue to be clueless as they explain whatever shitty viewpoint they’re backing.

Dude. I can’t draw a bicycle while looking at it.

Handle? That’s the propeller.

It would be kinda creepy if it was taken before he got shot

Man would I get my ass kicked once I started up my “CHARLIE KIRK’S IN HELL clap clap clapclapclap” chant during the moment of silence.

Lots of mentions of The Boss, but not those other cheery Jerseyites. Bon Jovi with “Livin’ on a Prayer.”

Jesus was the original nepo baby

Mell… low… songs doot doot de doot de doo

Tucker Carlson is an illegitimate Epstein baby

Oh no! All my thoughts and prayers!