Conscript is a better term

As a 6’2" this is my every day life.

I bang my head on nearly every door.

I have permanent brain damage and must be cared for regularly as my motor functions fail me from time to time.

I can barely talk coherently and I use an eye tracking keyboard to write like Stephen Hawking. This message will have taken hours to write.

But I’ve never had issues getting laid from dating apps because I’m 6’2"

Superman is paid in trillions by the gold and rare earth lobby to never do that exact thing.

Bugging me cause it’s boomer advice

9 is fine!

If you’re worried about armor then .40 and .45 aren’t doing shit either

Yeah I think we should bring back exposure honestly.

It’s the problem with a neutral pics platform.

It’s easily assumed you like this and that it is good since you’ve posted a flattering picture of a fascist.

I’ve got a right wing acquaintance who thinks I’m a genius and asked my IQ

His ghasts were flabbered when I said I don’t know and I don’t want to know.

Also its insane they ask for like $10/month for articles.

I get it, we’re in the age of subscriptions, but that’s a lot for articles when I can get my local newspaper for like $50/year

This is a moment for you, dear viewer, to sit and reflect upon.

What does this fish boner mean to you

Chinese and Russian agents keep intercepting them because they wanna see him do it

The fascism of the ring?

Rolls and makes sense

Not AI slop but an art style I don’t like either

I’ve been in Florida this week. I have a Hispanic name and a dark complexion, so they keep trying to speak Spanish to me.

I’m not bad, but every time its happened its while I’m dead tired and I think I just can’t understand language for a second before I go

“Huh? Oh, uuuuuh, sorry. English please?”

Uber, car rental, hotel, doordash

Its great to be a native Spanish speaker in Miami

Shame I’m not that

Lots of good examples in this thread already.

The normal spread of -ists you’d expect from a MAGA supporter.

Didn’t he daily a M series macbook when they came out?

I don’t remember people being obnoxious about that

Correct take.

Although, IMHO, buldak noodles are more “spicy for spicy’s sake” than actually good. The noodles themselves are a good texture but the flavor packets feel like a gimmick.

Most “hot” wings mean nothing to me

But I don’t drown things in hot sauce since I like flavor AND heat so I carry around a few really good bottles of Ghost pepper/reaper hot sauce since there is a really nice smoky flavor with it.

Its a nice way to elevate cheap food and be viewed as a demi god by the weak and like a small child by the south east Asians.

I know my white people ghost pepper sauce is nothing compared to what Raj’s baby sister has for breakfast.

It depends on raw or cooked.

If both options are cooked and line up so

A Totato has the texture of a coooked potato with the flavor of a cooked tomato, I’m 100% down

Pomato though… Idk. I’m imaging a pomato sauce and I think it would just be mixed mashed potatoes and spaghetti ya know? Not repulsive, but not desirable.

And if we’re talking eating it raw? Totato without question. Rough texture sure, but I’d get through it .

… Mayonnaise

He did think she smelled bad. That was hilarious