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Then you’d get Speaker Mike Johnson, who bent the rules of time and space to declare that the entire year is just one day so they don’t have to confront Donald’s abuse of power, but they still get paid for the whole year. And also started the House’s vacation early so they didn’t have to vote on the release of files on Donald’s best friend. And has this weird thing where he apparently forces his son to get a notification whenever he’s watching porn. Says it’s for accountability or some shit, but could get around whatever system they’re using easily, so probably just turns him on.

He thinks Hannibal Lecter is real, dead, and a fan of his. He’s obviously fictional, neither the character in any media he’s been portrayed in or any of the actors who portrayed him have died, and the character’s second most well known trait (you know, after the whole cannibal thing) is his absolute disdain for rude, vulgar people, and none of the actors have displayed a fondness for Donald either. His closing message before the election was about how much he loved deceased golfer Arnold Palmer’s apparently enormous dick.