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Look up EDL mode for devices with a Qualcomm SOC, it usually requires opening the phone to short some pads but you might be able to buy a special cable that does it

(m) McDonaldRight

This is not a meme

Oh I went digging for like an hour to find that “cow” and I found out it was a tiger and not a weird unicorn. That would be a cool design for a beast to be honest

Is this cowsay?

This is so distopian it sounds like a joke

alias sudo=“echo "Yes daddy."; /bin/sudo”

You wouldn’t download a bathroom