“Why? They’re tryannical in the way I want.”

Grok has clearly been instructed to defend Charlie Kirk in every context and to assert he “wins” in any given situation. Right-wing people like Kirk and Musk are obsessed with image and not losing face. Grok, like Kirk was programmed to simulate the kind of rationalizations and vernacular that appeal to right-wingers, and so it tries to spin-doctor Kirk getting capped as “actually he’s fine lol shut up nerd”. I think it’s hilarious, because it implies “Defend Charlie Kirk” is excruciatingly over-emphasized in the LLM’s instruction set to compensate for the fact that Kirk actually got humiliated regularly.

This is just a shitty Facebook meme without the Minion

Microsoft is at this point made up entirely of technically inept people running fraudulent mechanical Turks.

Shut up nerd, go worry about a real problem.

If you spelled it like Flo Rida you’d be spelling it correctly.

It’s a dig at people who think we can solve climate change with individual-level half-measures like using bugs as our protein source instead of just eating vegetables like people who aren’t completely fucking nuts.

You don’t enjoy comics where the entire strip is “I have non-sociopathic beliefs, also here’s a banal anecdote about my boring life”?

They’re shitty cars though.

It’s honestly pretty amazing how they started making them when physical media was nearly dead and then rode triumphantly up and down the market longer than they should have been able to. They had a death grip on consumers.

It’s the Sony approach. Betamax was beaten by VHS (despite being better), and then Video8 was beaten by pretty much every competing format, so their strategy to defeat HD-DVD with Blu-ray was to methodically shove it up every consumer’s ass no matter how much they kicked and screamed. They spent a lot of money doing it, but they came out of it with market dominance.