I went to college, only about 10 years ago, somewhere where the redneck fraternity chanted “1, 2, 3 Robert E Lee! 3, 2, 1 South Shoulda Won!”

Power nap is what I call them

Hunched over trying to stretch out my painful sciatic nerve issues because I’ve spent hours in an uncomfortable cramped seat

I’m down for a strap on, but what is a glue on??

And a boom box. Sure, phones can play music, but not at the same volume or quality as a dedicated stereo system (quality meaning the frequency response, phones just physically can’t get the low end without a separate speaker)