“I literally lost my only friend overnight with no warning,” one person posted on Reddit

It was meant to be satirical at the time, but maybe Futurama wasn’t entirely off the mark. That Redditor isn’t quite at that level, but it’s still probably not healthy to form an emotional attachment to the Markov chain equivalent of a sycophantic yes-man.

When did Fox News get its broadcasting license, again?

Here’s a better idea: nationalize SpaceX and tell Musk to go fuck himself first. Not going to happen? Then no grant money.

My money is on Canada.

• Nice, desirable natural resources like fresh water, lumber, and oil.
• Plenty of non-immigrant immigrants to feed the legal slavery prison industrial complex.
• Control over arctic trade passages.

And he’s been laying the propaganda and groundwork for months now:

• “joking” about Canada being the 51st state.
• Claiming Canada is the source of illegally imported Fentanyl, despite overwhelming evidence that almost all of it comes from Mexico.
• Harsher tariffs than other allied countries, using Fentanyl as the justification for it.
• Factually incorrect statements about unfair and “illegal” trade restrictions imposed by Canada.
• Claims about Canada “taking advantage” of the country in regards to national security and a trade deficit that ignores the population and GDP difference.

this guy might actually get fired. a medal

Fixed that for you

If it was about Obama, that would be more than enough.

Isn’t it wonderful when politics turn into tribalism where the only thing that matters is not being on the losing side—justice, liberty, and morals be damned?

“AI-powered cloud software virtualization”

It’s just Kubernetes.

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Or if you decided to take too long for your morning coffee break. Or if the planets enter retrograde. Or when it’s the 12th millisecond past every third minute since the creation of the universe.

There’s also /usr/bin/sl but you knew that.

$ ls /usr/bin
env

I guess I could env sl?

Oh, that is great. I have fond (painful) memories of I Wanna be the Guy, and this seems right up my nostalgia alley.

Pick Quest Master. The developer is extremely active and responsive to community feedback and requests. There’s even weekly content updates.

Quest Master. Mario Maker meets Zelda dungeons, done well. It deserves way more attention than it’s currently getting, and it’s pretty fun with huge potential despite being early access.