I forget to note what food I have and need before grocery shopping and end up having double of some things and none of some others.
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And don’t get me started on heart burn
“If it’s good enough for penguins, it’s good enough for me. 😎”
potoo22@programming.devtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•What's slimy, has 4 legs, and is a house?English16·3 days agoI’d put the slime as “probably”. Their shells can get coated in slime, but not always and they don’t generate it.
potoo22@programming.devtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•What's slimy, has 4 legs, and is a house?English61·3 days agoOnly two legs and too many houses. Slimy, yes.
potoo22@programming.devtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•What's slimy, has 4 legs, and is a house?English19·3 days agoIt doesn’t have slime to be yes on the slime axis.
That’s why you marry someone who cooks lots of potatoes
Reminds me of a chapter from Dr. Anarchy’s Rules for World Domination.
Self-contained chapter spoilers
(This is from memory.) Dr. Anarchy takes a boat to the middle of the ocean with three AIs to test on a laptop. The first one just says life is pain and deletes itself. The second one keeps on repeating “YOU ARE GOD” and does nothing else. The last one acts like a normal AI, but has subtle signs of overthrowing humankind. He deletes it, but it backed up itself on the computer. He throws the computer in the ocean and asks he phone to take notes about the AI. His phone responds. He phone isn’t supposed to respond. He throws his phone into the ocean.
Protesting is fine and all, but if one person out of 3,000 coughs too violently, it’s time to declare a riot and bring out the tear gas.
Okay, looks like we’re going to need a meeting to plan a meeting that addresses the drawn-out meetings, without that meeting being draw out. But before we do that, we should plan an additional meeting so that meeting isn’t drawn out either. But before we do that, we should plan an additional meeting so that meeting isn’t drawn out either. But before we do that, we should plan an additional meeting so that meeting isn’t drawn out either. But before we do that, we should plan an additional meeting so that meeting isn’t drawn out either. But before we do that, we should plan an additional meeting so that meeting isn’t drawn out either. But before we do that, we should plan an additional meeting so that meeting isn’t drawn out either. But before we –
ERROR: MEETING OVERFLOW
Need an additional meeting to address meeting overflow.
ERROR: MEETING OVERFLOW
Need an additional meeting to address meeting oveRflow.
ER4OR: ME3TING 0VERFLOW
Need an aDditional m3eting to address meet1ng 0verflow.
ErRor: 1nsTa8ility deTecTed
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potoo22@programming.devto Videos@lemmy.world•Refrigerators have DRM on them, To force you to buy $50 water filters or it won't dispense water62·5 days ago“It’s for the safety of the consumer.” is such a bullshit excuse to strongarm people into a subscription model.
Rolly poly in my guacamole!
That’s a safety hazard… Which means the brake subscription plan isn’t optional. It’s mandatory. And you can only use the Mercedes authorized brake pads, as third party brakes would present a safety hazard and are thus illegal. Failure to remain on the Mercedes Safe Subscription package will result in the forfeiture of you vehicle.
Edit: put a brake on breaks