Yeah.

1. That’s terror.

I’m imagining Trump standing in a shit trench, looking confused.

Maybe not the load bearing drywall, but a flight of stairs leading down to a window you’d easily crash out of if you tripped and the fire hazard of the innumerable outlets in the kitchen were at best questionable in terms of safety.

Yet here I am, able to restart it over and over again.

Ho… hold it. Hold it just a little longer…

She seems a lot happier next to him.

Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is great

If a sperm is wasted

God gets quite irate

Every sperm is sacred

Every sperm is good

Every sperm is needed

In your neighbourhood

*“no, this is patrick”

It’s my favorite game, Lophead!

Angels sang out an immaculate chorus

Up to the heavens ascended Chuck Norris

It’s Trump’s and Bibi’s 3rd World War, so he was technically correct which is the worst kind of correct.

Are you prepared to rescue and reconstruct it when it goes down in lava flames, though?

Crude oil is a helluva drug.

I can’t believe France has developed trains that run on biomass!

First of all, it’s not true. It’s not true that John Oliver fucked a couch. So if you have any proof that John Oliver fucked a couch stop gossiping and go right to the police with it.

You should have…

checked your posting.

Leader (possibly) of the civilizing forces

Ah yes, now my brain recognizes the photo that is cropped from. Probably didn’t immediately recognize it because all my brain remembers of the full photo is balding Elon.

Who is that in the bottom right?