Wait, come back! We want to mine your humanity to make Mark into a real boy!

Same.

Tailpipe.

Will he though.

The Epstein class gets a convenient case of bone spurs every time there’s a draft.

Oh no how unfortunate.

He’s got three more years to see how many faces he can eat.

That’s more hives than I expected.

Fair enough. My eyes glazed over at the long list of traitors, though that’s my fault not yours.

Do wag the dog.

Don’t forget Hegseth.

I was aiming for fuckcars but missed.

Lowest point so far.

Have faith in Donald.

“Why would democrats do this?”

Gas prices typically include 9/10 of a cent. Just to fuck with you.

National service should be a universal duty. We should, as a society, seriously consider moving away from an all-volunteer force and only fight the next war if everyone shares in the risk and the cost.

You first, Alex. I’m sure the military could use your help on the front lines in Iran. Go capture Kharg island.

They used to be fucked in the head.

They still are, but they used to, too.

“It’s a glorious day in the neighborhood!”

On the one hand, I feel sorry for the troops.

On the other hand, we fucking told you so.

I’m glad these lunatics have gone fully mask-off. We can see how fucking stupid they are.