Just wait until the anal retention team enters the conversation.

10/10 comment, no question.

ReiserFS resurfaces.

So, they spray downwards?

Everyone suddenly wants selective autism.

After a few months you forget what caused *that* particular hurt…

Is Bill Nye the Science Dad?

You’re hereby *dis-invited* to my Biggest Fish party.

Why wasn’t he carried out held high in their arms?

It’ll always be zedzedtop.

heart stopping tune.

Perhaps you were giving him shade…

I did the dirty but couldn’t find it. I need a deep cleanse now.

Lots of whiteouts where we live.

news article

That’s what families do, amirite?

Literal and figurative right man leaning left.

Mortified

Former Biden advisor says if Biden had wheels, he’d be a bicycle!

More stupendous journalistic insight to follow…

My hair is the vainest thing to want to cry about.