The thing about Arsenal is they always try and wank it in

If you count every time a colony wanted independence as a civil war then you’re going to have to move Britain to the bottom panel

I didn’t either til I looked it up!

In a vegetative state would be more accurate:

The vegetative state is a chronic or long-term condition. This condition differs from a coma: a coma is a state that lacks both awareness and wakefulness. Patients in a vegetative state may have awoken from a coma, but still have not regained awareness. In the vegetative state patients can open their eyelids occasionally and demonstrate sleep-wake cycles, but completely lack cognitive function.

The escape velocity of the moon is 2.38km/s (compared to 11.2km/s on Earth) so you’d have to be throwing it pretty hard

A perfect example of why tumblr users should start using capital letters

Jeff Goldblum is the worst example, he’s always a scientist!

Even more similar than I remembered!

I feel I’ve seen this exact joke in an SMBC or something several years ago