Would everybody feel better if we just said that AI redesigned the logo?

/s

Technology         Example   Maybe Useful For   Marketed As                    Actual Use      
----------         -------   ----------------   -------------                  -------------
Voice Recognition  Alexa      Voice Typing      OMG!!! Digital Assistant!!!!!  Hoover up your personal information      
LLM                ChatGPT    Better Google     OMG!!! Replace people!!!!      Hoover up your personal information      
Blockchain           -            ?             OMG!!!! Put in everything!!!!! Cryptocurrency         
NPT                  -           N/A            OMG!!!! NPT!!!!                Fleecing rubes          
CryptoCurrency     BitCoin    Online $ transfer OMG!!!! Buy! Buy! Buy!         Stealing your real money  

N.B. There has GOT to be a better way to align tables in Lemmy.

I’ve started using an AI driver for my car. And by “AI” I mean I use a bungee cord on the steering wheel to keep it straight. Straight is the correct answer 40% of the time, so it works out.
Oh, and by “my car”, I mean the people that work for me. I insist that they use my bungee-cord idea to steer their cars if they want to work for me. There may be a few losses, but that’s ok. I can always fire the ones that die and hire more.
I’m a genius.

They’re failing because they hired a string of accountants as CEOs. Undoubtedly they conceded to Wall St pressure to sacrifice research and engineering funding to goose short-term profits. 4 of those and there’s no recovery from that nose dive.
Tomato tomato.

It was. Wall St is destroying it, along with everything else in its insatiable drive for more profit. Everything must be sacrificed to the golden idol.

Also, don’t waste money on doctor visits. Let Bing diagnose your problems for pennies on the dollar. Be smart! Don’t let some doctor tell you what to do.

IANAL so: /s

People are good and care about good things.

We have trouble understanding what’s going on because the average person can’t comprehend the levels of greed that modern Wall St capitalism selects for.
Just like the average person cannot comprehend a million years, the average person can’t appreciate the level of avarice some of our rich and powerful operate at. Only a few of us have interacted with people that broken.
There a tons of good people and good businesses out there. They are currently victims to levels of avarice we can’t bring ourselves to admit exists.

Intel.

I thought maybe ’plasticine’ was a reference to plastic explosives, but one web search and hey! I’m less ignorant than I was 2 minutes ago!

Your door is ajar.

Just allow AIs to write prescriptions. I’m sure it will be fine.

/s

On my last visit, a close family member declared that “Democrats are murdering babies”. “WHAT?!?” I told them, “That’s called infanticide and I can guarantee you that it is illegal in every state in the US and most of the developed world.”

They later looked it up online and figure out it is not true.

People I used to think have basic sense are off the deep end believing whatever shit they see.

Ooh! Now do “literally” now meaning both “literally” and “figuratively”.

Do you really believe that these features that you didn’t ask for, that you cannot disable, and are baked directly into the hardware, are for your benefit?

They’re not selling chips. They’re selling stock.

Thank god they told us in time. I will stop aging immediately to avoid this dire threat.