Game of Thrones was unsatisfactory enough that I refuse to try House of the Dragon, do a rewatch of GoT, and instead I’d rather slog through mediocre fanfiction that have anything to do with the televised products again.

Ah, the ol’ David Carradine

You can teleport, with these restrictions:

• Only between just inside front entrance of your residence and just inside front entrance of your workplace
• Cooldown on using it is 4 hours
• You can only take yourself, clothes you’re wearing, and whatever you can fit into a modestly sized backpack, laptop bag, or messenger bag
• You can’t take a coworker, partner, child, pet, or neighborhood crow with you
• If there is a valid warrant for your arrest, teleportation no longer works

None of us is as stupid as all of us.

Highway 6, aka the best thing to ever come out of College Station

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

“And there is only thing we say to Death. Not today Why are you coming after me instead of Curtis?”

Who from Survivor season 37 will appear in season 4?

I would’ve also accepted “absurdly bright headlights”

Person: i want xyz!

Monkey’s paw: curls

Person: wait, no not like that!

I’ve heard the phrase “pavement princess” used for such vehicles

Don’t mess with perfection. They had lightning in a bottle for that show, and doing a reboot of it would be a crime against television.

I prefer to binge watch. If I have to do one episode a week I have trouble remembering plot points.

Hell of a lot faster than going through the courthouse for a name change. Probably cheaper and more effective too.