You know reality is getting really fucked up when satire becomes so close to reality it’s indistinguishable at first glance.

I’ve never heard an American call it tuna fish. I’ve only ever heard Bri*ish people call it that.

Mosquitoes and it’s not even a debate.

A guy walks into a bar. “Ow!”

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Is that better than senpai?

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This is what I’ve been saying since they first started claiming voter fraud

I’m currently dealing with the opposite and it’s actually quite frustrating.

One of the products we sell are chicken wraps and my trainer acts like if I don’t assemble the wrap the exact same way in the exact same order every time the world will end.

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But she had a weird laugh

Iirc it’s in the dressing

You can clean cooking pans and pots by heating them up and then pouring water on them. As the water boils it pulls all the stuck particles off with little to no scrubbing.

You can also make a nice sauce if you use wine or some kind of stock.

I mean tbf if I’m attracted to you you look fuckable. Whether that fits into their narrative or not doesn’t really apply.

Funnily enough I like tattoos but not piercings. Specifically septum piercings. As a result I’m lumped in with these ultra conservative weirdos and regularly get called a pedophile for not liking them.

Nuance is dead in the modern age.

Except commenting on a platform like Lemmy doesn’t do anything for the post. Only upvoting does. So self censorship is completely pointless and just straight up fucking dumb.

Edit: The real problem is the amount of people who upvote this bullshit.

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I mean wtf else can you do?

Did you forget?