Straight men like rough things. Whiskey, cigars, trucks, guns, etc. Therefore when given the option of something soft and perfumed and feminine (woman) or something calloused and firm and dusty (man) to a truly straight dude the manly choice is obvious. Hairy rock hard buns? Sounds pretty damn straight to me. A pretty pink pussy and soft breasts? oh no I just almost got gay saying that.
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Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•Best and worst US states in well-being of people. Ranking is based on homicide rate, suicide rate, poverty rate, education quality, and life expectancy.English
3·17 days agoWe are going to build a new prison though, and that will fix it you’ll see…
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Woman pleads guilty to lying about astronaut wife accessing bank account from Space StationEnglish
20·18 days ago100% of all lesbians accused of space crime have been exonerated.
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Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL that states that voted for Donald Trump have a higher murder rate than states that didn't.English
15·23 days agoNow look at smelting plants and other toxic industries…
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politics @lemmy.world•Angry Trump Snaps at GOPers as Scale of Losses Sinks In: “Dead Party”English
22·27 days agoCitizens United made it worse, but we were fucked before then. Lobbying is just legalized bribery. We need to repeal Citizens United but then we need to keep going and rework the whole campaign finance and lobbying systems too.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Elon Musk Announces Plan to Control Climate by Surrounding Earth in Adjustable SatellitesEnglish
14·28 days agoHe also said he’d have people on mars by 2024…
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Is re-visiting a location where you had a traumatic experience a good idea? Have anyone done it?English
2·30 days agoIt kind of sounds like a form of exposure therapy.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How many virtual machines can you nest?English
9·30 days agoI was not able to read this, as I am an idiot, but I upvoted just for the effort.
Cops in the USA, as well as being scum, are terrified. The population has almost no access to mental health care, near unlimited access to guns, and many reasons to not trust the police. The police are also trained as “warriors” instead of guardians with a us vs them mentality. I’d imagine besides the legal ramifications, Uk and Eu police are just not as scared shitless and therefore don’t start popping off when an acorn hits their car or a 13 year old has a stick.
That’s a good point. I buy most of my produce at small natural food stores. It’s normally better, but more expensive for sure. Yeah supermarket produce can often be a let down.
Y’all can’t tell when fruit is bad and just not eat it then?
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politics @lemmy.world•Tennessee man has charges dropped over Trump meme relating to Charlie Kirk vigilEnglish
2·1 month agoNice to know!
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politics @lemmy.world•Tennessee man has charges dropped over Trump meme relating to Charlie Kirk vigilEnglish
18·1 month agoHe’ll probably get a big payout from the taxpayers, and the crooked cops will just keep on copping.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Is it weird to simultaneously feel love and hatred towards parents?English
5·1 month agoIt’s not weird. I would affirm yourself that they did not do everything right, and the things you’re angry about you have good reason to be. But let the anger and hate fade. They were probably trying their best. And the older you get the more you realize that we are all winging it. Now that you are an adult you can set healthy boundaries and interact with them on your own terms.
There’s some stockholm syndrome between children and parents and I think it’s natural to get angry as you move past that. But as an adult you can have a relationship with them where you see them more as flawed peers than omnipotent parents. Of course not everyone will want to have that relationship, but if you can and want to then I think it’s worth it.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Texas sues Tylenol company over autism claimsEnglish
1·1 month agoBad, bad. They just said something come from it. Not something good.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Texas sues Tylenol company over autism claimsEnglish
3·1 month agoWell maybe something will come from it, it might inspire laws that make it harder to sue pharma.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I have been staring at this marquee and cannot figure out what "two dance special means"English
2·1 month agoThere’s laws like you can have bottomless dancers but not alcohol. Or you can have alcohol but then they have to wear pasties. Different laws in different cities and states… Or so I heard.
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politics @lemmy.world•'None of us have ever asked for special treatment' - US female veterans respond to Hegseth speechEnglish
13·2 months agoI don’t know why people are giving Kegsbreath shit.
Say it’s 11:00 a.m. on a Tuesday, you’re working on a nice buzz, would you rather be surrounded by fat slobby beardos or some smooth faced hardbodies? Easy choice, not weird at all. I hope we get pec size and bun hardness test for gen pop too, can’t have pete hoggin all the smooth hardbods.
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politics @lemmy.world•Democrats Are Already “Moderate.” It’s Not Working.English
101·2 months agoWell things change, I guess supporting genocide is moderate these days.


I’ll check his stuff out lol