It just doesn’t feel right though does it? And why are we here if not for the feels?

I think its more used as a Dutch oven to get a better crust/higher temps. Also having a rounded bottom is better for shaping them.

That’s a beak thing if I ever did see one.

I got both the regular stylophone and the beat version for my kids a while back. The beat version you can do loops with. My musically inclined brother-in-law could not let it go for about two hours last time he visited. I have only learned the intro to Jerk it out on the regular version though. They are really cheap and you can buy solder it yourself kits for about 10 euro making them even cheaper so I say go for it.

Obviously they eat differently sized portions and since Papa Bear probably has the largest portion his will keep the heat the longest.

I think he is referencing the Mandela effect which is when you think you know for sure something has happened or is named a certain way when it in fact isn’t. Such as the passing of Nelson Mandela in the 90s or Looney tunes being named Looney toons.