The title is something like “Several Species of Small Furry Animals Grooving With a Pict.” But I think there’s more to it

The animals in question are also gathered together in a cave.

Doesn’t the need to specify those in addition (“and he’s gotta be …”) mean those are characteristics that aren’t necessarily inherent to being a hero?

The fact that that link directs me to a page that’s trying to get me to install the Voyager app, rather than directly to the post, makes me never want to even try Voyager.

So your plan is to become a professional kickboxer?