If no one ever told me what Hooters was about when I was younger, I absolutely would have gone to one as an adult thinking it would involve owls. Like a cat cafe, but owls.

You can use AI to fulfill your fantasies! for example: having healthcare (if you’re not American, this joke does not apply)

I gifted my party a sapient dagger. It was really good too. It was a 1d6 but let you attack again, but rolling a 5 or less on the die makes you insane because the dagger insults the user so badly for missing. If it happened 12 times, the character died. They used it from level 3 or 4 through the end of the campaign at level 18, since there was no cap on how often you could attack again.

This may be a groundbreaking idea, but people actually exist outside of lemmy and do stuff

omniscient reader is good too though. i need to finish reading it before reading any fanfic.