Instructions unclear domesticated the Wild Jungle Cock.

Reminder blunt damage is easier to inflict than slash or stab.

I’m so glad I am in a position to not have to fucking hear Christmas music, some of the old ones are fine but dear fuck do stores and radio love playing the same 4 fucking songs. Also God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen is right good depending on version.

I’m not against the idea of invading Azerbaijan personally especially if we ally Armenia, get fucked Turkey.

Don’t they are full of plastic and gods know what else, take them to the bottom of an abandoned mine that’s long and confusing then just leave them there no ligh, no food, no nothing. If they can make their way out they get a rat infested house in central Idaho with no electricity, gas, or plumbing to exist out of.

Fair enough, even my generally frugal old money ancestors didn’t hoard wealth like these bastards. They preferred to etch their name in stone by financing the construction of libraries and historical societies, hell one bank rolled the start up for a volunteer fire brigade bank rolled a quarter of their budged for 50 years. I guess that’s kinda the key difference between the billionaires and regular folks be they rich or poor normal humans want to do shit and not sit around like a bunch of boring ass dragons.

I’m a bastard and if you gave me that much money I’d probably spend a disturbing chunk within a week get bored and then piss about funding archeologists. But I’m also autistic and think power is for bitches to the point that there’s a solid chance I’d ban myself from living off said wealth.

Eh, let folks have their fun. I’d rather have folks doing obvious novelty BS than annoying troll accounts.

No but I know he watches brain rot TV and probably has for decades. Something will make its way into his empty fucken skull.

Sure but he does consume media, presumably he saw a show where they did a credit card check or some shit.

Wait is that where Trump is pulling the grocery ID shit from, I kinda remember that being a thing for cards but I knew it was just for cards. Did his stupidity and/or dementia fuck up that concept so he now thinks you need an ID for the grocer.

Cool so the stock market will collapse when their power goes out and the servers go out!

In practice not much, but from a regionalist perspective it was actually pretty good. A heavily decentralized system that was basically stable enough to last hundreds of years, also it rarely was expansionist as an entity with it only really expanding when the crusaders got itchy or later on when it developed strong enough powers internally.

Wasn’t saying it fixed anything just using it as a prime example of a heavily decentralized state that more or less operated for centuries.

A lot of the problems are because the US is a horrible mix of centralized and decentralized systems with no real way balance anymore. Reminder at the time of the USs creation the oldest Republic was fucking Venice meaning that they were treading waters not treaded since antiquity, so it has a lot of beta testing issues that have held on well into the full version. Upside is that if shit goes badly enough with the feds the states can theoretically correct for it like the Holy Roman Empire.

I’m kinda surprised there isn’t an old Newgrounds animation based off this concept.

It would’ve been madness in that region at that time. The Romans were writing entire books on natural history and that’s not even getting into something like the lost works on the Etruscan civilization. Recording things in that way fell out of favor with the Jewish people at that time due to centuries of rather brutal occupation requiring a certain level of obfuscation. Though I will say that objectivism wasn’t a concept at that point, the Garlic Wars is as much an account as it is propaganda by Caesar.

Also if you want to watch funny series with a disappointment of an ending (FUCK YOU GW) Warhammer TTS is a good place to start. Though some warning the team that did that are now doing a series based on World of Darkness set in North Norfolk England, they also have a Mage campaign set in the same setting but it takes place in Norfolk Virginia.

Let’s not insult Thanos like that, both his comic and movie versions were actually physically intimidating and fit.

Also some ad campaigns just lasted forever hell some just updated the commercials on occasion. You can now hear the Empire Carpet jingle.

He was caught looking at femboy porn, which good tastes aside is seen as peak gay shit if you don’t mind some old 4chan tier terminology. Regardless the pissant is in the closet to some degree, whether he knows and is doing it on purpose is anyone’s bet. Also I think he did something weird with one of his followers so take that as you will. Regardless he is as my friend put it a weird Nazi Hispanic twink, which is so many modifiers someone will probably hate crime him for shits and giggles.