I wonder what country all the scientists will go to this time

You ever seen a toddler in a cozy coupe?

My knees ache and my ankle pops just looking at them

he convinces them to honor the warranty

Your dad got a long beard by any chance? Has he got a pointy hat with stars on it?

I think we all know the answer to that one.

That actually sounds pretty amusing just from the description there

I can hear this image

Damn it i didnt consider the metals or that.

People who try spliffs 3x more likely to try a bong.

Omg I want this so badly for the xbox marketplace.

We don’t, thats the neat part. It might be like proving God. Impossible to prove its impossible, but maybe possible to say “look see its real whoops shitshitshitturnitoffhelp”

Could there be a spherical object inside that tube? Just for familiarities sake

This is it. Ask basically any adult of any age and they’ll tell you things were better in the past.

Most of it wasn’t. They were just happier then.

Someone out there married a bridge. Humans will pair-bond with fucking anything. Its part of what makes us us, but also spits out some real bizarre shit at the extremes.

Imagining that bridge could also talk back for real and properly pretend to be in love. Not so hard to imagine its real.

Such a waste. Men get so few opportunities to wear peppa pig branded gear and still get respect and recognition from passers by.

The Parks and Recreation voting machine bit is weirdly the best outcome you can realistically hope for.

I haven’t blocked anyone yet. Haven’t had enough of a problem to warrant the effort.

I did add a tag to one guy out of curiosity and now im seeing him everywhere

I don’t bother with manuals any more. I never manage to retain much information unless I need it right now. Way easier to just fumble along and find what I need when I need it and cobble together a half-baked “understanding”.

Should go get some ADHD meds one day.

You never say anything like that to any other people at any other time?

Fair enough. My bad.

Im wondering out loud how many people you’ve managed to put off things in real life by acting like that.

I remember about the hot air about .1 seconds before it hits me in the face. Ive got just enough time to go “Oh”